are you fucking kidding me?

you have reached new levels of vegan snootiness.

referring to vegan milk replacements as ‘mylk’ is not useful. everyone will just think you’re an idiot. why are you doing this anyway? is almond milk offended by being referred to as milk, because the milkiarchy has been oppressing it?

it’s fucking milk, you jerk-off. stop being a pedantic twat.

and before anyone tries to say i’m being a dick to vegans, i’d like to mention that i’m vegetarian and eat vegan as often as possible.