February 2010
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January 2010
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NEWS FLASH: MEN ARE INSENSITIVE DICKS →
in married heterosexual couples, when a man gets diagnosed with a life-threatening illness, there is a 2.9% chance that the couple will divorce. when a woman is diagnosed, there is a 20.8% chance that her husband will leave her because he doesn’t want to do the house work.
Are You Turning Your Boyfriend into a Girlie Man? →
GENDER ROLES ARE SET IN STONE AND MEN ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO BE GIRLISH IN ANY WAY EVER NO EXCEPTIONS
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“if you walk into a linguistics class at the wrong time, you’ll think...”
– linguistics student, linguistics teacher
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“There are two types of people—those who come into a room and say,...”
– Frederick L Collins
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i just had the weirdest fucking dream.
Santa was a drunk thief who stole my phone. he passed it off to schwesterchen, and i jumped into orbit to follow her while she and pillarboxxx ran 130 miles home.
what. the fuck.
i should make my dreams into live-action short films. people need to know what just happened in my mind.
37 Things You Should Never Apologize For (And Why) →
schwesterchen:
deadasleaves:
metamorphmagus:
nosferatued:
co984life:meagansphilosophy:youmaybeoffended:mishsquish:
1. Never apologize for acting on your instincts. Listening to your body – then taking action on what you hear – is the hallmark of heroic people. 2. Never apologize for all the tears you’ve cried. Crying cleanses the soul. Shoot for once a month. Even if it’s just a brief...
Moonbootica - Jump Around
off the album Moonlight...
“The stupid neither forgive nor forget;
the naive forgive and forget;
the wise...”
– Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin (1973) “Personal Conduct”
“And so, the two thousand and Xs are left behind as we look ahead to the twenty...”
– Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw, Zero Punctuation
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http://www.formspring.me/zankapfel →
nobody has asked me any questions yet.
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androgynous
go ahead, search tumblr for it. not a single boy to be found.
i’m a big fan of boyish girls and all, but i wish it was less impossible to find girlish boys.
sigh.
“botox, hormone, et intox
je serais une icône, mais sans silicone
fantaisies,...”
– Yelle; Pop Up, 85a
today's date is not only binary, but also a...
01-11-10. there were 18 binary days in 2000 and 2001 (if my math is correct, at least) and there was one on the 1st and the 10th of this month, and 15 more will occur between now and Veteran’s Day of 2011.
then it won’t happen again for another 89 years.
i have come up with an idea for cosplay/halloween
it involves silicone prosthetics, LEDs, and being 4 and a half feet taller. i might only be able to buy two of those things.
Inbrics M1 is the thinnest Android slider we've... →
this thing is my ideal phone. i don’t understand why the 5-row qwerty is so left out in the industrial design of smartphones.
i think i’ll try to get back into this tumblr business. not like i’m doing anything very time-consuming lately.
