snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)

(Reblogged from mrazberry)

My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun

(Source: fallenforminaj)

(Reblogged from dropdeadrrred)
disgustinganimals:

live-gonzo:

thewastelandwanderer:

theduckpost:

just a duck feeding his fish.

no fucking way

!!!

nice…

disgustinganimals:

live-gonzo:

thewastelandwanderer:

theduckpost:

just a duck feeding his fish.

no fucking way

!!!

nice…

(Reblogged from unemysterieuse)

(Source: metangy)

(Reblogged from dropdeadrrred)

dropdeadrrred:

is this some mia-redworth on my dash??

(Source: sskeptical)

(Reblogged from dropdeadrrred)

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(Reblogged from dropdeadrrred)
There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You’d think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists, well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.
Cam, Modern Family (via mrazberry)
(Reblogged from mrazberry)

klingondays:

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

masters of disguise!

(Source: meowoof.com.au)

(Reblogged from shipwrecklips)

tomrny:

im in love ❤

(Reblogged from shipwrecklips)

xv7:

dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

does dude even still have teeth

(Reblogged from katietron)

(Source: roariepie)

(Reblogged from horsehoesandhandgrenades)

(Source: 1los)

(Reblogged from team-xbladz)

jotaro-kuujo:

infamymonster:

rifa:

literatenonsense:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Malcolm X: Our History Was Destroyed By Slavery 

on March 17, 1963 in Chicago.

see how little we get taught about history - I never had any idea why Malcolm X used the ‘X’. 

How come I didn’t know this

Also that crusty old white man called the named ‘gifted’. Jesus.

'GIFTED' Kill me

This train of thought actually inspired a lot of black people to denounce their “slave names” and take on Muslim names. THAT then led to other black folks making fun of them saying they were crazy for not just using their current last names, regardless of where they came from. This led to non-black folks thinking it was okay to make fun of black folks who got rid of their “slave names”

(Reblogged from unemysterieuse)

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

Put the sticker back

(Source: suarezalex)

(Reblogged from shipwrecklips)

REBLOG IF YOU WANT CURIOUS ANONS

fleshcoatedtechnology:

I’m in that mood ~

(Source: vanitiy)

(Reblogged from whowasntthere)