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read it again. this time with feeling.
I MUST DANCE.

I MUST DANCE.

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thedailywhat:

Creepy Cocktail of the Day: The Alien Brain Hemorrhage contains 1 part peace schnapps, 1 part Bailey’s Irish cream, and 2 parts grenadine.
Makes the perfect hangover cure: One look at this terrifying concoction and you’ll be as sober as a Sunday school marm.
[neatorama.]

holy fucking shit i need to learn how to make these.

thedailywhat:

Creepy Cocktail of the Day: The Alien Brain Hemorrhage contains 1 part peace schnapps, 1 part Bailey’s Irish cream, and 2 parts grenadine.

Makes the perfect hangover cure: One look at this terrifying concoction and you’ll be as sober as a Sunday school marm.

[neatorama.]

holy fucking shit i need to learn how to make these.

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OOF. good god all-fucking-mighty.

OOF. good god all-fucking-mighty.

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Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”. “Friendzone” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “no”.

angels-and-angles

this is an amazing quote

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indeed.

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cabinporn:

Designed and built by 21-year-old industrial design student Robin Falck in the Finnish archipelago of Sipoo.

cabinporn:

Designed and built by 21-year-old industrial design student Robin Falck in the Finnish archipelago of Sipoo.

thedailywhat:

Taco Bell For Breakfast of the Day: Taco Bell will begin offering breakfast foods in select locations from a new menu called “FirstMeal.”
Ten Western states will take part in the initial roll-out, which will involve the introduction of a variety of breakfast burritos and wraps. A partnership with Cinnabon means you now have another place to get your Cinnabon on.
Locations in Eastern states are expected to start serving breakfast in 2013. Taco Bell will also test the addition of breakfast items to their late-night menu later this year.
[eater / abcnews.]

or from the standpoint of a person with an egg allergy, gross, gross, gross, gross, and hashed browns.

thedailywhat:

Taco Bell For Breakfast of the Day: Taco Bell will begin offering breakfast foods in select locations from a new menu called “FirstMeal.”

Ten Western states will take part in the initial roll-out, which will involve the introduction of a variety of breakfast burritos and wraps. A partnership with Cinnabon means you now have another place to get your Cinnabon on.

Locations in Eastern states are expected to start serving breakfast in 2013. Taco Bell will also test the addition of breakfast items to their late-night menu later this year.

[eater / abcnews.]

or from the standpoint of a person with an egg allergy, gross, gross, gross, gross, and hashed browns.

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ROFL BRB DYING ^

bohemea:

Chloe Sevigny - Interview by Craig McDean, February 2012

bohemea:

Chloe Sevigny - Interview by Craig McDean, February 2012

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nickholmes:

I tried not to like this. 

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